Obama: “HONEY!”
Michelle: “WHAT?”
Obama: “WHERE’RE MY SPEECH NOTES?”
Michelle: “WHAT?”
Obama: “WHERE. ARE. MY. SPEECH. NOTES?!”
Michelle: “I, UHHHH. ORGANISED THEM.”
Obama: “WHAT?!”
Michelle: “WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW?”
Obama: “I NEED THEM!”
Michelle: “UH-UH! DON’T YOU THINK ABOUT PRACTISING THAT SPEECH TONIGHT, I’VE BEEN PLANNING THIS DINNER FOR MONTHS.”
Obama: “BUT AMERICA IS IN NEED!”
Michelle: “MY STOMACH IS IN NEED OF THAT FANCY DINNER.”
Obama: “YOU TELL ME WHERE MY SPEECH IS WOMAN! THIS IS FOR INTERNATIONAL JUSTICE!”
Michelle: “I’M MICHELLE OBAMA. I INVENTED JUSTICE.”
When your parents leave you in the car while they do something
and you’re jamming to your music like
Then people walk past and are like
and then you’re like
If I worked at a restaurant on Valentine’s Day I would put a fake engagement ring in every girl’s drink.
Just to look at her act like:
Then watch the dude sit there like:
That Awkward Moment
When pretty girls check themselves out in every available bathroom mirror to make sure they are still pretty
And I’m standing there, waiting to wash my hands like:
