my dad and sister came home and they went to the salvation army and brought home some chairs and i said “you shouldn’t buy from them because they discriminate gays” and my dad sarcastically replied “well then no gay asses have sat in our chair” and i said “i can change that” and sat in one that is how i accidentally came out to my family
WHY
THE ENTIRE SCHOOL WOULD HATE YOU
JINGLE JINGLE, MUTHERFUCKER.
Why is this so fucking funny to me?
I was doing fine until I saw “JINGLE JINGLE, MUTHERFUCKER” … then i lost my shit
I would kill the person who wore this shit.
The Jingle Jingle motherfucker is just killing me.
I’m done. I’m done y’all. The internet has managed to make me WTFLOL all at once.

