May 2013
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timelordvortex:
xxmisty:
In 2000 Israel had an entry in Eurovision that included the lyric ‘I want, I want a cucumber’ and ever since nothing’s quite lived up to it
But there have been some close calls.
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connorkawaii:
at eurovision you either have a classy but incredibly boring song or a WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON song there is no inbetween
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expecto-my-patronum:
Eurovision on tumblr is definitely more fun than normal eurovision
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mecatastrophicallyinlovewithwill:
kahterinepierce:
but if greece wins
who pays for eurovision next year?????
germany
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vonmaeusenundmenschen:
if you listen to the greece song backwards it’s just ‘send us money please’
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bagginspotterkenobi:
atomlc:
and tomorrow all the europeans will pretend none of this happened
it takes a year to get over the betrayals
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whereischarlesleee:
connorkawaii:
hey guys im going on holiday to greece and i was just wondering how much is alcohol there? S:
ALCOHOL IS FREE
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overwhelmed-with-fandoms:
Highlights of Eurovision
There is Azerbaijan with my new OTP
There is Greece with the free alcohol
You got Iceland with Thor
Romania with the Dracula and half naked men
And of course Malta with the very happy man
esc
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kuuzuryuu:
if you unfollow me for liveblogging eurovision you only have urself to blame, you signed up for this when you followed a european blogger
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captaincreeds:
SWEDEN THE MUSICAL HAS MADE ME CRY WITH LAUGHTER I’M SO FUKCING HAPPY
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darrenscrisp:
HOW DO I VOTE FOR THE HOST
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remusslupin:
THEY JUST HAD A GAY KISS AND TAP DANCING MEATBALLS I DEFY YOU TO EVER MISTAKE SWEDEN WITH SWITZERLAND EVER AGAIN
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queenttargaryen:
it’s all fun and games until everyone finds out their neighbouring country didn’t give them twelve points
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iwillalwaysshipyou:
in Europe we don’t say ‘I love you’ we say “12 points to…” which translates to “you are close to me” and I think that’s beautiful
15hypens:
in 7th grade we had this german teacher who immigrated to america from Germany about 23 years ago and one guy in my class thought it would be funny to ask him “Hey, because you’re german does that make you a Nazi?” and in a very thick german accent he replies “Hey, because you’re a white american boy, does that make you a slaveholder?” and the kid never tried to be funny in that class...
ahemily:
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guys im online shopping for dog collars and i just found a website where you can have stuff printed on the collars and theres one here that says ‘slut’ thats hillarious :’)
edit: this one says ‘bitch’ omfgggg
HOLY SHIT THOSE COLLARS ARNT FOR DOGS THERE FOR PEOPLE THIS IS A FETISH AND BONDAGE WEBSITE OH GOD
vvwvvwvvwvvwvvw:
It’s like you can’t have a friend of the opposite gender without the entire galaxy asking if you’re dating
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frigdeandindy:
astudyinwho:
as i was walking home this group of eight year olds thought it would be funny if they all gave me the finger as i approached so i turned around and said “i’m telling your parents you did that” and they all simultaneously burst into tears and begged me not to tell on them.
im not ashamed to say it was the highlight of adult life.
oh my god I misread this as...
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Every Cumberbatch Interview Ever
Interviewer: lol ur name
Benedict: yep
Interviewer: lol "cumberbitches"
Benedict: yep
high school art teacher: there are no wrong answers or mistakes in art!!!!!!!! just be yourself!!!!!
college art professor: the composition is wrong the shading is wrong the anatomy is wrong everything is wrong wtf are you doing start over btw the deadline is tomorrow but you still have to start over because its still totally wrong
Tea technique
anneapocalypse:
rosethouartsick:
Eat teabag.
Drink boiling water.
Smash cup on own face.
#go hard or go home
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1612th:
it makes me so uncomfortable when people swear at their parents like i would get straight up beaten if i told my mom to shut the fuck up
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Average Lifespans of the People of Middle Earth
ramember:
Men: 60 years
Hobbits: 100 years
Dwarves: 250 years
Elves: Who the fuck knows those bastards are so tricky
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tino-oxenstierna:
I LITERALLY DO NOT UNDERSTAND PEOPLE WHO DONT SAY THANK YOU TO PEOPLE WHO HOLD THE DOOR LIKE THAT PERSON WASTED A FEW SECONDS OF THEIR LIFE FOR YOU THAT THEY WIILL NEVER GET BACK THEY PROBABLY COULDVE DRANK A FEW MORE SIPS OF THEIR FAVORITE DRINK, READ A FEW MORE LINES OF THEIR FAVORITE BOOK, HAD A FEW MORE GOOD WORDS WITH THEIR BEST FRIEND AND THEY WASTED THOSE SECONDS ON YOU...
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exhaledoom:
did you know that bashing my music taste increases your chances of changing my opinion by 0%
newpope:
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newpope:
my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. they are tectonic plates. follow for more geological humour.
i really hope the two people who just followed me aren’t looking for geological humour or you are going to be earth-shatteringly disappointed
this post is one of my best by a landslide
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obliviousruska:
richarcl:
what if instead of countries declaring war on each other there was just a big rap battle
did you mean eurovision
americagiveup:
Despite the contradictory advice circulated in the late ’90s, if you wanna be my lover, please do not get with my friends.
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gusmen:
“i don’t watch tv” proudly says a person who spend 8 hours a day in the internet
philhowellsfordan:
crimeovercoffee:
when you keep drawing the same wrong line over and over and you get so frustrated you just draw one angry stroke and it’s pretty much perfect and you just
that photo is fucking terrifying
